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Today, I got fired from a large oil and energy service company after 5 and 1/2 months. The interview process to land the job took 8 months. My interview process was longer than my job. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:19 by Anonymous in - Miscellaneous[+]

Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving in. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:19 by Anonymous in - Money[+]

Today, my motorcycle was stolen from the 4th level of my “secure” gated parking garage. I strategically park it tightly between my car and a concrete wall to limit theft opportunity. They scratched my car trying to get it out. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:18 by Anonymous in - Love[+]

Today, I was accidently tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:18 by Anonymous in - Kids[+]

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:18 by Anonymous in - Health[+]

Today, I had to water my entire garden. After an exhausting hour of watering hundreds of plants, I turned off the hose and started to feel good about the grueling job. That is, until it started pouring rain. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:18 by Anonymous in - Sex[+]

Today, I went to take off her bra, and when I finally unhooked it from behind her, it snapped back and hit me in the eye. FML

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6/14/2009 at 23:18 by Anonymous in - Work[+]

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